Donald Trump latest corona lie update I am immune

Donlad trump has a habit of making those LIES and both sided answers but this time it is something more.


Doland Trump of modi visited india once again in his dream to address his campaign guys 

Donald Trump was on India Visit during last week of Feburary .He did land In Ahemdabad to do beautiful deals for his friend Modi . Thats why whom Trump has already ISO9000 Certified as good friend.

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 The critical  mission for Trump during India visit was doing a  one day crash course in Kem Cho institute of Maja ma to properly pronounce Kem cho in Indian Gujrati.

In last few meetings in USA,Trump spelled the doom by spelling kem Cho as ‘came cho’ and audience panicked.American Gujjus

While some chinese friends thought he was discussing about some North Korean virus derived from Corona.

Funny Trump intended to practice newly learnt kem cho in front of 100 Mn  Gujaratis.

Because the TRUMP adminsitration believed that kem cho in India will make him perfect American friend of Gujarati to get their Fafadas and Theplas back home in US.

Trump wittily intends to give few tricks of baseball to his Gujarati friends

a planned standup comedy show in the newly built largest stadium of the world as part of INDO-US trade could not happen deal. But the shows were cancelled as Trump thought he is the art and athe artist

Trump orders Hydorxy chloroquine from his Friend Modi

After a few white jokes there is programme for recitations of few shloka ( sanskrit rhymes) of Chanakya Niti on how to rule america .

But Gujjus again started clapping with half theplas in their mouth.

Because Modi is a master planner, he plans so well that the breathing rate also is decided to check corona particles.

Also, audience were checked at the entry gate of the stadium to see their fitment.

Government officials have confirmed about  dhoti wearing ceremony in evening for nationalist Trump. Trump had shared with Modi about his childhood dream of wearing dhoti and chewing Paan leaves wearing dhoti

With beetle leaves in his mouth he performed on Beetle songs ,rapping with Bollywood Pag ghunghru to enthral the audience.

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Indians did not miss lady gaga as President gaga them with his beautiful ,best voice America has ever produced.

PMO officials in formerly also informed about about Melania Trump desire to meet Ekta Kapoor ,Netflix of Indian serials .

Because Melania wanted to confirm if Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi is is an Indian myth or is actually a creation by the Goddess herself.

Donald Trump ironically has already declared his India visit as historic and successful.

Trump India Visit satire and Ire modi government

Donald Trump,POTUS ,the man seems to be in great hurry to garner more attention despite all the attention tsunami which he is flooded with due to his title of USA.

Some kids are born with the overdose of attention ,being right in every possibility of their imagination. This kid is just a 73 years old man.

Kid bullies when he gets attention to put his opposition down. He bullies left when they are right, bullies right when he is wrong.

He bullys the bullies fully knowing that he is the REAL BULLY just like his twitter account. The man is BullyBoy of America.

He just feeds on attention from across the globe. He has only one challenger from the other side of the earth. His ISO 9001 certified Friend Modi.

Modi is the man who knows exactly what his brother Trump is upto . They both fit into each others arms to give mere mortals hollywood emotions of perfect Hug buddies.

Trump often jokes Modi

Chinese Pandas have requested some coaching classes to improve their hug performance. But both guys are too similar in their apporach of dealing with ‘other’ buddies and questioning teachers .

They are into an alliance of mutual back scratches. Indian showcases Trump’s friendship as Jai power of India sharing diases with the mightiest Veeru of World.

Indigenous species are hashished by such visuals assuming India is just there on the cusp of american supremacy.

American gives nothing except for good words of friendship,love ,camardarie and social media appreciation.He uses his best friend popularity and his country’s population as a platform.

These hugs and friendship love helps Trump in LOOKING democratic in photos for the democratic americans. Thereby It makes him acceptable man across the world as the American leader in eyes of White Americans .

This thereby helps him pitch for some decider votes from Indian americans,just in case they are needed.

Good times for the septuagenarian Wonders. Long will live Great America to make India a Vishwaguru.

Donald Trump is best when he knows he is the best.

Hence, Welcome Donald Trump to your buddy’s land of India.

Donald Trump Satire Wall to answer opposition

Trump literally is leaving a mark on lovechild of US government also knows as trump wall. But this man is obsessed with power and media attention to keep him twitter busy.

Trump latest Remarks on Mexican wall – he is luvin it !!

The man knows well to leave his impression on THE wall by simple tools like pen.

Trump did not get approval from the congress for wall fund.Approvals?What approvals?He keeps hearing this word from his nursery class and he has fails to understood it fully .

Thus, he does what he thinks but the problem is of time spent on thinking on anything except for making america aka Trump great again. 

Like his buildings there are openings or holes around white house as well which will keep the system running.

The guy just extended the national emergecny ON US Mexico border wall which is going to cost him nothing and America just few billions .

Trump thinks that it is now supremely judicious considering the onset of Corona guys. That is why wall in & all problems out is what his economically stable mind sees when he is intropecting hearing Jazz.

Cant we, therefore, trust This true son of god who wanted to make america great even before his landing on earth.

Trump thinks he is Son of God

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No sooner had he LANDED on America soil ,his mother could hear chants of Lets make america great .Such is the passion of the man to make great beautfiul lovely walls.

Some wise guys said never elect a construction guy as your country head else he will be good in making walls,roads and stories. Some of these wonderful stories will haunt you back as LIES with special branding for The POTUS.

As his lies keep coming so often, truths think that should have a morality change surgery . Now Truth aspires to be a trump lie in his regime in these times.

So, America will never forget itself for such a supreme BEING landing on its soil with SUCH reality distortion syndrome .

As you know he believes that Corona is a HOAX of democrats now it seems to be HAUNTED reality for the GOT winner in politiics.

Hence, these things happen when magician becomes the owner of the circus. Things start disappearing at will without accountability.

He is caught between love and choice. Donald Trump wall is his love and making america great again is his choice.

Donald Trump on Valentine Day satire


Satire News: In a latest love words for Donald Trump, few of the American generals are showering their love with full PDA. Most Of them are worried about his dealing skills  in Ukraine saga where the hunter was not hunted and biden is still to be kept in his Den.  Ukraine saga was a truth which was not proven but found its way of settling down in right thinking minds .

Generals are firing volleys of love and appreciation with full scale and intensity for his fake news attempt on Ukraine and Impeachment thing.

Few generals in the ranks of Alexanders and Kellys don’t like the fact that Trump is incoherently twisting even the Trump lies as fake news. This has led many war veterns to doubt trump excellence as a barometer for measuring verified but personal truth. Lies about lies makes it a actual truth . Seems Trump is in catch 22 dilemma.

 Such mistakes in a consistent well managed false narrative of nationalism and xenophobia is a lie opener for the trump administration.

Such a mistaken act of trustfulness is really confusing americans on what not to believe. So far their hearts and minds knew to work at two different fronts dealing Trump but Kidneys have begun to complain on the new developments on Ukraine and trial stuff.

Nancy the shredder is again at her shredding best the pieces of lies to enact likes of Renee or Marlyn. Sometimes act becomes becomes bigger than the actor. Shredders got a new voice from the lady.

Meanwhile Twitter has started verified profiles to turn yellow from blue for fake news propagators.Followers of trump are trending yellow screens on twitter.

Trump shared some pictures on Valentine day on this link

satire:Trump Valentine gifts”deal of the century”


Satire Story:Donald Trump offered the “deal of the century” on Valentine day. Trump administration came out with guidelines for this beautiful, lovely deal for individuals across globe applying for US citizenships.

The first preconditon in the deal mentions eligibilty to aliens only with 2 times divorce history. Trump thinks that this will bring more emotional stability to American society struggling with drugs abuse and gun culture.

There is also special on arrival permanent residents status to couples with 3 times divorce history.

Trump  administration hopes to make the great american economy greatest by boosting legal consulting business with more divorce cases. These divorced couples are expected to be opinion leaders for americans still with no divorce or marriages till now .

Howerver ,when the legal experts carefully read the proposal it was clear that the rules are too tough even going by Trump standards of greatness.

All the applicants are expected to give consent to reply at least to 50% of the tweets by Trump. 91% foreigners gave up considering the tough conditions of the deal. Most of them thought even Trump could not do it without Russian guys.

Only 9 % of the applied canddiates decided to continue the application process with the hope of some russian intrusions or some black sheep of white house to leak the details of team tweeting for trump.

The balance 9 percent is also expected to opt out due to the last condition of repeating “lets make America great again 5 times a day”

Democrats have criticised the trump administration for double speak on citizenship rules.

Satire on What Weather like today


“what weather like today?” surfed a curious net serfer. Nothing but big Mc Burger replies the weather to the old man.

“what weather like today? Is this the question you ask to the grown up adult of mother nature?” said an angry Colardo weather.He goes full on highly frustrated “the only modern day grandma of our planet,Greta Thunberg, knows the right way to deal with you bully.

How dare you ? when she thunders even Mr. Trump wonders “how dare I ?anyway,it must be democrats, is how he ignores her”

Colarado Weather has not taken it too well on finding so many guys breaching its privacy guaranteed under the constitution of America.

People are asking third parties bing,yahoo,google with questions like how is the weather, how weather today,weather today,weather,tomorrow,weather hourly,weather 5 day, weather 7 days,weather forecast ?

Colardo weather says “don’t you guys have courtesy to directly contact me by being in heavens in the mornig and hell in the eveings ?

Why the hell you guys are bitching with third parties like google ,bing if the matter can be resolved bilaterally?”

He is rightly furious about not getting enough air to breathe free and space to walk easy in mountains,see the cloud.Constant surveillance and follow ups by humans has ruined his social life with its cousins forest,bird,rivers,all of them being part of his grandma Nature family tree.

So far Denver weather had been chilling like anything. Reported exchange of heated words,tweets and arguments in the senate discussion has led it to decide its course.

He thinks lowly of Nancy and for Trump he has ordered latest dictionary for something more extreme.

Colardo Weather being a patriotic american weather knows the right thing to do in these engulfing times of hate speeches,soaring tempers in public discussions.

It has been cool to think rationally for Colardo citizens. For America and for American social harmony, Denver Weather decided to chill for few more days.

Trump seems to be firing up all cylinders to take revenge for his lost tweeting hours due to impeachment trial.

Weather correspondents tried to establish contact but colardo weather is a private man and does not like giving predicting its mood tomorrow,today later in the day, or any other day.

He says I am moody ,don’t judge me by asking again and again “what whether like today?”


Nasa Humour in heavens as Christina Koch lands on earth

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Nasa stands for National Aeronautics and Space Administration and NASA stands for Christina Koch on her return to Earth yesterday. Although she is back to her family but she does not feel home.

She is missing the company of stars during her stay in space.She also quoted “I do miss those smooth gravity free walks in space without any traffic and pollution”

Her senior at Nasa has confirmd that Koch is afraid to see herself in the mirror as she starts creeping in everytime she sees a human face without a space suit.

Doctors are treating her wearing hospital aprons and Studds helmets with complete glass visors .

Once she sees the doctors with helmets Chrisitna runs and hugs them and starts shouting “Jadoo my friend,Jadoo my friend” Though young Doctors are loving the new Cosmic hug straight from the ailes of the heaven,they are yet to find out a way to be a ‘jadoo’.

Doctors  are also struggling with ways to stop her from doing rounds of the hospital.

Doctors have reported that she is circling around the hospital 20 times every day to match her space schedule of having done some 5,248 orbits of the Earth .

Her mind is now obsessed to keep going round and round to give her a sense of cosmic connection.

Nasa, in the meantime, has confirmed that Jadoo is a Bollywood character on the lines of Spielberg’s ET.

Jadoo was sent back to space 15 years ago when the shooting of the film,marketing etc was completed.

Sources from Nasa, on the condition of anonymity, has admitted “Jadoo established a contact with Nasa 4 years back and suggested them to have a human-alien partnership in Space. Since he had been to earth and humans learnt about his species.

He wanted their men to see how humans are. Considering the services of Jadoo to humanity ,Nasa guys gave a go ahead and Christina Koch was sent in space almost a year back”

Nasa director informed reporters”Nasa stands for species across galaxies and is looking forward to take this man alien bonding to create new civilizations”


Meghan Markle Prince Harry exit overshadows Brexit:Satire

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Satire NEWS:The news of Meghan Markle Prince Harry exit from the Royal Palace was being digested slowly by Britain. Suddenly a self-imposed grand Brexit news seems to be too much even for newborn babies frequently moistening their nappies.

Latest Palace updates suggest that Britain could not digest Meghan Markle latest news of being in USA with her military husband.

 Hollywood gossips simply won’t leave young British brats especially the rich disciplined ones.James Bond 007 movies being the only source of getting a high for Royal kids on some non marijuana days .

Resembling tuxedos of 007 and Prince harry always had uncanny similarity which Prince Charles ignored .Prince Harry would be suited up as Bond on Tuesdays and Fridays and behaved like Barney Stinson on remaining days of the week.

Meanwhile,Meghan Markle instagram had infinite selfies in prohibited locations of Buckingham Palace.

Royal Queen ignored it as her ‘selfie’sh love only to be informed later about normal landing of Meghan Markle Prince Harry in USA as latest royal update.

Royal Queen just could not believe her own ears and eyes about the degradation of Royal Palace. She just told a royal help with a third world paycheck “The Royal Palace which controlled world economies, life of 70% of people on earth till 50 years back is being fed by fishing and that too not from fresh waters”.

This Boris is far worse than the Baker, at least he played tennis to entertain.

 Queen had always thought Meghan as an American fish and part of Trump plans to have a royal drama.

Queen ordered fishing and fish market within 10 miles radius of Royal Palace as a threat to the royal highness with less royalty and even lesser ‘high’ness.

Napkins and hankys dry cleaning data show a steep rising pattern in Britain, touching all-time high in the month of December.

Analysts are not clear if it has to do with Brexit or Royal couple’s exit or sudden influence of Indian PM’s cleanliness drive ‘Swacch Bharat’ on Boris Jhonshon

British PM has announced Brexit to be the new dawn where Britain will do lot of fishing and won’t need a Meghan Markle Prince Harry for media coverage of UK in world news.

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Meghan Markle Prince Harry latest funny story

Donald Trump on Corona:Chinese modern art

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Donald Trump sees the first images of corona virus and classifies it as piece of modern art he once saw in Jinping’s living room.He was 200 percent sure but on the second thought wanted Pompeo to double check for some Wuhan factory image.Never trust the party’s claims till you have the actual ‘check’ he murmured .Corona much like democracy is neither finding a place in his heart nor or mind said one of the close confidantes.

He said “Mike will fix this.”. Both Pompeo and Pence looked puzzled whether to send a team of bombers or doctors for his fix .He said he wants to focus solely on fighting for impunity as on now ,humanity,immunity or for that matter any T can wait.

Trump was still not sure of chinese whispers about Corona Virus. For confirmation he called Modi and said “ Hey Modi, we both sound same now, me being moody,how are you?” Modi replied “ Am good .Neither I am here, nor am there, tell me my friend what should I care?” Donald understood the menace of his round round diplomacy is seriously firing back. Call got disconnected after 10 seconds said the unconfirmed reports.Donald Trump has launched a programme called Lets make Corona Virus, Virus Free for China

Trump wall stops Corona Virus from spreading


President Trump has announced to build a wall across the borders of USA. President got this trumpet idea when Einstein visited him in his dreams .As per Trump tales,Einstein advised him to act on this beautiful,lovely idea to make America Greater than the greatest america, again and again till he is tired.His tweet at 2 am read “Wall is the best thing,the most beautfiful thing ever in history of america to protect America from a foreign evil Corona.”

president woke up at 3 am morning ,deeply surprised and sweating on this einsteinic guidance and gave a whatsapp call to chinese counterpart Xi avoiding the phone tappings by Russians. President Xi was busy chairing a meeting of democratically chosen industry leaders for manufacturing 1000 more Jack Ma in the coming 2 years to dump in american market. Annyoingly Jinping picked up the call and just said “will call back”. It has been 3 hours Trump did not get the call.

Trump, in the meantime, has tweeted 1 million tweets about why Democrats suck big time carefully quoting Avengers dialogues to prove his point.Few tweets regarding his impeachment implied it as fake news created by news agencies and tagged Bill Clinton to answer for his case. One of the tweets mentions that phone call transcripts are scripted written by the likes of JK Rowling . He empathically goes on to tweet that he has provided more aid to Ukraine than the Ukrainian GDP.

UK government has not liked the accusations on their British Lady JK Rowling and wants Trump to keep his locker room talks to himself and within American Wall.Royal family life is already troubled by one of his fellow American informed one of the Russian spies.Meghan Markle Prince Harry are just adding salt and imported indian spices to the whole Royal Family Saga.

Trump woke up in the morning and forgot everything about Einstein and corona.Iran is a threat to the world banged his head as he saw green curtains of his room. He ordered two cups of filtered coffee in Trump towers to ease the pressure on America in wahsroom.Suddenly a Ivanka tweet “daddy is making america great again” starts trending. Bezos whatsapps him Amzon forest pictures of washington post and Trump tweets from washroom “Wall is the best thing,the most beautfiful thing ever created in history of america to protect America ”